Top 5 after sex comments

[HxC_pete]

1. *cough, **** , yawn* zzzzzzzz
2. YES! They are all that big [img]redface.gif[/img]
3. What the **** was that smell?
4. WHat do you mean, your not a woman!!
5. Was it good for you?? 'no'
6. Seem as tho its your bd next week, i'll do it for free......*slap*
7. Dont worry about that rash, it'll clear up soon.
8. I dont do it twice! Now fo0k off!

[The Minstrel]

Some foul replies there people, some made me laugh but some were a bit close to the line (Mr Ambridge). All in good fun i suppose.

[Timmy Phezz Marlow]

1.that'll be 29.99.
2.get the **** outta my bed!
3.**** breakfast.GET THE **** OUTTA MY HOUSE.
4.last night was.....................'so-so'
5.wud have more fun if u were on top.

vote tim marlow.

[3speed]

I'm a virgin and even if I did end up doing the deed I'd probably not say anything, I'd faint at the madness of it all.

[i-dont-smell]

1.ive had my fun...u sort yaself out..hehe
2.they say it makes your hair curly
3.oh by the way my names **** whats yours?
4.sorry but that were like throwin a sausage down freeman street.
5.i owe you HOW much????? [img]eek.gif[/img]

[The Sic Eyed Boy]

*number 1 is a reply to some random slack slaaag asking, "hey how was it for you, honey?"*
1) "ermm, better than a wank, i guess"
2) " now hurry and get your clothes on, or you'll be late for school"
3) "what do you mean you're a lesbian?"
4) "...and that, my son, is what they call <b>incestuous bum rape</b>..."
5) no that ISN'T why they call me <i>ickle</i> mike

[happygilmore]

1) ...I love yo utoo mum...
2) .....NEXT!
3) Woof? whadda ya MEAN WOOF???
4) By the way, Whats your name....?
5) ....ZZZZzzzzz

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 06, 2002 03:28 PM: Message edited by: happygilmore ]</font>

[MAN!]

"cheers man, shall I skin up now?"
"sorry"
"lend us a fag"
"I'm off to check the forum"

[angelofdeath]

"are you stoned or something?"
"have you ever considered what it'd be like to have AIDS?"
"can we have sex now?"
"well it definately runs in the family"
"same time tomorrow then dad?"
"i'm off to download some porn"